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theroyalandgeneralbank:

How Mr. Crawley (Jimmy Carr) was approached to work at MI5

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trail-rated:

ultrafacts:

Abraham Lincoln vs. John F. Kennedy Source

If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

The one comparing Lincoln and Kennedy how Lincoln was killed in fords theater and JFK killed in a Lincoln which was made by ford was a stretch but they made it.

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What if you end up marrying a billionaire
- Anonymous

the-pietriarchy:

"are you batman"

"for the hundredth time, no"

"you can tell me if you’re batman"

"we’ve been married for 5 years if I was batman you’d notice"

"that’s exactly what batman would say"

"I’m not ba-"

"I can’t believe I married batman"

and repeat every single day until he files for divorce

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[x]

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In which Tony is the whipped husband. 

Requested by Steph.

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notpartoftheplan:

(ノ◕‿◕)*・゜゚・*☆*・゜゚・* w e t s t i l e s *・゜゚・*☆*・゜゚・* 

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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

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nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

image

I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

c.